Saturday, August 28, 2010

Cajun Humor

A Cajun man wants a job but the foreman will not hire him unless he passes a simple math test first.

'Here is your first Question' the foreman said 'Without using numbers represent the number 9.'

'With out numbers?' the Cajun said 'Dat is easy....and proceeds to draw three trees.'

'What's this' the boss said 'Ave you got no brain?'

'Tree and tree and tree makes nine' replied the Cajun.

'Fair enough' said the Boss 'Here is your next question, using the same rules represent the number 99.'

The Cajun stares in to space for a while then picks up the picture that he had drawn and puts a smudge across each tree 'Ere you go.'

The boss scratches his head and says 'How on earth do you get that to represent 99?'

'Each of Da trees is dirty now, so dirty tree and dirty tree and dirty tree dat is 99.'

The boss is now getting worried that he is going to have to really hire this Cajun, so he said 'Alright last question. Using the same rules represent the number 100.'

The Cajun stares into space for a while then he picks up the picture and makes a tiny mark at the base of each tree and says 'Ere ya go, One hundred.'

The boss looks at the picture and exclaims 'You must be nuts if you thing that represents 100!'

The Cajun leans forward and points at the mark below each tree and says, 'A little dog come along and poop by trees. So now you get dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd and dirty tree and a turd, which make 100.'

The Cajun is the new supervisor.


A little humor for the week

Later

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