I am not sure how many of you pay attention to the 'funny things to ponder' gadget on the side bar of my blog, but if you don't mind, allow me to point it out to you. Some of them are great things to ponder and can entertain you during long waits in the airport, when you are alone with nothing to do, or while your mom is waxing elegant on the finer points of ___________(you fill in the blank with your moms favorite lecture :). Not that I am suggesting that you tune your mom out or anything like that.......just not my style.
For the fun of it, here are a few of them to start out with.....
Why do we say "heads up" when we want some one to duck their head?
If there were a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumbs?
American mothers feed their babies with tiny spoons and forks right? Well what to Oriental mothers use...toothpicks? (not intended to offend)
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a 'S' in it?
You know the guys that wear the pants that are calf length...are the pants considered shorts that are too long or pants that are too short??
Why in the world isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
If a cow laughed really hard would milk come out of its nose?
I must caution you though if you are like me don't try to think about more than one of these at a time.....the smoke alarm might go off....
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